every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended and hopefully it speaks for itself
A Pangolin reacts happily to a human grooming it in places it could not reach or take care of it by itself. There are many benefits to humans having opposable thumbs.
Truly, we are put on this earth to serve
poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
yea that'd be a shame
by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly
just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇
Dont forget they got their loans forgiven around the same time student loan forgiveness was denied
now that’s what I call SLUDGE
Radioactive werewolf boyfriend
BRUH
POV: your giant eldritch boyfriend just orgasmed
Y'all.
were-ralph
don’t look at me i didn’t even do it this time
discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves
I love all of these
The notes get 0 stars in reading comprehension
watches this instead of what’s on TV
Plato’s allegory of the cave
does it come with a cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan attached to a toy train to simulate the shadows someone walking around my home?
What a specific desire
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
swagintherain
It’s that simple.
[ID. Tweet thread. First is from Johns Hopkins Medicine official, linking an article titled “How free eyeglasses are boosting test scores in Baltimore”. User @/msdeonb (name Black Studies Bae) replies with a thread.
“Y'all gotta understand when we say basic access and poverty. (side-eye emoji) Sigh.
This is why orgs like the Black Panthers had an ambulance service and free breakfast programs because basic needs are unmet.
White supremacy is only invested in the Black inferiority narrative. There’s no credence given to any analysis that doesn’t reaffirm it.
How many poor Black kids in this country need food and glasses? Need resources. Tutors. Mentors. Teachers and administrators that care.
White supremacy says poor Black kids are stupid to absolve themselves of the responsibility to help our children do better.
This is so basic but once you analyze why parents can’t afford glasses the entire system unravels and you get that this is no accident.
Kid can’t see in class so they start acting up, get written up and/or diagnosed with behavioral problems & enters school to prison pipeline.
Racism is a beast with so many invisible tentacles and this is a perfect example”. End of thread.
Last image is a GIF of a woman in a Black church standing and clapping with everyone else in the pews. Caption on the GIF says “Testify” in bold wiggling letters. End ID.]
